So here’s another, just ’cause I can
Uncle Ted is a wicked ol’ man now… Oh, here’s the lyrics, which I couldn’t post for Chucky Cheese Hell below… Like I said, I can’t edit, but I can add.
Daddy bought a brand new car
Shiny red as can be
Convertible top and a CB too
Well maybe he got it for me
She got the nerve, she got the keys
Take it for a little ride
Ain’t old enough to drive alone
But she just couldn’t stay inside
TERMINUS
HA, HA, HA
NA, HA, HA, HA, HA
Should have listened to your daddy little girl
So they cruise downtown to the local run
Showi off the new Cadillac
A little high maybe do or die
She ain’t goin to make it back
There’s a big red Eldorado
Much too fast for her
Forgot about tomorrow
That much is for sure
Uh Oh!
She did not see the tandem gravel truck
Passin on the *curve*
Too much fun, too little luck
She didn’t have time to swerve
Terminus, Terminus, Terminus Eldorado
Terminus, Terminus, Terminus Eldorado
Terminus, Terminus, Terminus Eldorado
It’s all over for you girl
Nooooo moooore
Should have listened to yo papa
Now you’ll be payin the price bitch
The crows *be pickin’ at yo’* flesh and *you got no control of* the sitiation
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA
HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA
Good riddance, baby
Bye, Bye
Bye, Bye, Baby
HA, HA
NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA, NA
Thanks to jimbob for these lyrics
Chucky Cheese Hell
I’m in Chucky CHEEEEEEESE HELL!
We cater to a snot nose clientele
In Chucky Cheese Hell
Mama drives Chipper to the Chucky Mall
Watches him wallor in some plastic balls
The band sucks and the pizza’s cold
And you eat it with a slobberin’ four year old
In Chucky Cheese Hell
Puke with pepperoni still smells the same
You waste a paycheck on a video game
Lined up out the door like The Stones are in town
There ain’t enough Chucky ass whippin’s
To go round
In Chucky Cheese Hell
I’m in Chucky CHEEEEEEEESE HELL!
Squallin’ youngins and a skee ball bell
In Chucky Cheese Hell
I did two tours of duty in Vietnam
Fightin’ jungle rot and braving napalm
But they couldn’t torture me half as well
As them little birthday $@*#*@*$!
In Chucky Cheese Hell
Chucky Cheese Hell
I’m in CHUCKY CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE HELL!!
Ow Wo Wo
[Spoken]
And if you haven’t taken your child to Chucky Cheese you suck as a parent!
I don’t know what threw this song back into the noggin’, but somethin’ did. I think it’d be hella cool to put together a youtube video of college football highlights with this tune as background music… Then again, I are a ‘Neck…
Oh, almost forgot… New Poll to the left… Have fun and you don’t have to register to vote here, so I’m expecting a lot of the young vote, not that you ol’ bastid’s don’t count. I’m OEOEyOah… my bad, flash back to the dimo primary when Hillary got slapped… and kicked to the curb. She’d make a fine wicked witch. Don’t believe me? Ask Sir Rodham-Clinton.
Imagine that… dollar a gallon self serve gasoline. Damn… I need a back in time machine. God bless the bastard that invented the banjo, and, the banjo minnow.
Al Gore… Al Gore… Al Gore… didn’t some bull runners get Gore’d this past week? Now you know why they call it Gored. Uh huh. Wonder why green man comes to mind?
That last song is so 13 years ago… that first one is right now though.
13 years later, … his hands could whoop my ass. No lie. I ain’t told him that though. Like he’ll listen to anything I say anyway.
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