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		<title>Got this in the Gmail box this morning&#8230; how refreshing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jan 2010 13:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really didn&#8217;t think anybody cared:
Good Morning!!! googlecankissmyredneckass.com is one of the most excellent innovative websites of its kind. I take advantage of reading it every day. All the best.
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<p>I believe I&#8217;m calling bullshit on that one.</p>
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		<title>Merry Christmas All!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 16:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>My oldest dog was put down today.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 23:24:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My niece&#8217;s husband came over and took him back to his farm and put him down.

RIP Jack.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My niece&#8217;s husband came over and took him back to his farm and put him down.</p>
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<p>RIP Jack.</p>
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		<title>Songs from the past</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>312 759 4899</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Dec 2009 16:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RedNeck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fuck &#8216;em.  They&#8217;ve been hounding my phone for two weeks.  One might think that they would get the drift after you didn&#8217;t answer the first twenty times&#8230; noooooo.  They keep callin&#8217;.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fuck &#8216;em.  They&#8217;ve been hounding my phone for two weeks.  One might think that they would get the drift after you didn&#8217;t answer the first twenty times&#8230; noooooo.  They keep callin&#8217;.</p>
<p>I finally answered, then the woman on the other end of the line was interested in how many people use my cell  phone, then H1N1 shit&#8230;  I swear, I don&#8217;t know what golf god I pissed off to get on that shit list but damnit I want off of it.  Now.</p>
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		<title>In it for the midget&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2009 06:18:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>RedNeck</dc:creator>
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hell, I ain&#8217;t gettin&#8217; laid in the shade, or the sunlight.  The midget has some moves though&#8230;  If midget pisses you off, feel free to substitute little person instead.  You tell me Zonker?
Bust a move brother&#8230;
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<p>hell, I ain&#8217;t gettin&#8217; laid in the shade, or the sunlight.  The midget has some moves though&#8230;  If midget pisses you off, feel free to substitute little person instead.  You tell me Zonker?</p>
<p>Bust a move brother&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Roll Tide</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Dec 2009 05:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m probably going straight to hell for this but fuck it, with one &#8220;t&#8221; not two.   I was probably headed that way anyway&#8230;.to hell, not Meredith Baxter way,  via my own &#8220;trip of goats&#8220;&#8230;  I know, I&#8217;m a suckup too&#8230; but hell, it was a good read.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m probably going straight to hell for this but fuck it, with one &#8220;t&#8221; not two.   I was probably headed that way anyway&#8230;.to hell, not Meredith Baxter way,  via my own &#8220;<a href="http://www.lulu.com/browse/search.php?search_forum=-1&#038;search_cat=2&#038;show_results=topics&#038;return_chars=200&#038;search_keywords=&#038;keys=&#038;header_search=true&#038;sitesearch=lulu.com&#038;q=&#038;fSearch=a+trip+of+goats&#038;fSearchFamily=0" target=_top>trip of goats</a>&#8220;&#8230;  I know, I&#8217;m a suckup too&#8230; but hell, it was a good read.</p>
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<p>And while on my way to hadeeze&#8230; that song sucks if it wasn&#8217;t for makin&#8217; fun of Tim.  I think Tim is a good person, but got-damn am I tired of hearing about every thing he does&#8230;  and I live in OH-IO, it&#8217;s not like I&#8217;m self mutilating with the gator chomp&#8230; plus&#8230; she&#8217;s pretty and has got a nice rack.  Now I  know I&#8217;m goin&#8217; to hell.  That post sucked&#8230; I just realized.  I was watchin&#8217; it and had a &#8220;<a href="http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/mr&#038;mrssmith/lovewillkeepustogether.htm" _target=_blank>Captain and Tenille</a>&#8221; flash back&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kumbaya" target=_blank>Kumbaya</a> everybody&#8230; pass the smores&#8230;  Anybody else think <a href="http://mauriceclarett.wordpress.com/" target=_blank>Maurice Clarett</a> is jealous of the Captain?</p>
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		<title>My oldest dog is gonna die&#8230;.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 22:48:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[and it&#8217;s gonna suck when he does.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and it&#8217;s gonna suck when he does.</p>
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		<title>Terminus&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 04:53:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Terminus El Dorado&#8230;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Terminus El Dorado&#8230;<br />
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		<title>Since I can&#8217;t unfuck facebook&#8230; I have to put it here&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
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Told you I&#8217;d steal it&#8230;
Blog daughters rawk&#8230;.  Kelly&#8230;
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<p>Told you I&#8217;d steal it&#8230;</p>
<p>Blog daughters rawk&#8230;.  <a href="http://restroomrevelations.blogspot.com/ target=_blank">Kelly</a>&#8230;</p>
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		<title>When you&#8217;re a Buckeye football fan&#8230; you have to find this shit funny.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Nov 2009 14:44:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After USC this year&#8230;

and then after Purdue&#8230;

and it&#8217;s alway fun to jab Meetchicken&#8230;

It sucks to be a big eleven fan&#8230; but it is what it is&#8230; Pasadena or bust.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After USC this year&#8230;<br />
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<p>and then after Purdue&#8230;</p>
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<p>and it&#8217;s alway fun to jab Meetchicken&#8230;</p>
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<p>It sucks to be a big eleven fan&#8230; but it is what it is&#8230; Pasadena or bust.</p>
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		<title>LBEH 2009 style&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 03:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Got an email from Ernie, from Ernies House of Whoopass.  I&#8217;ve done it before so he&#8217;s asking again.  No problemo with that.  I can&#8217;t get back to his main site like I used to where he pimps for the flights home for the holidays, but anyway, for those of you that can, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Got an email from Ernie, from Ernies House of Whoopass.  I&#8217;ve done it before so he&#8217;s asking again.  No problemo with that.  I can&#8217;t get back to his main site like I used to where he pimps for the flights home for the holidays, but anyway, for those of you that can, and I will, here&#8217;s the invite and the particulars&#8230;</p>
<blockquote><p>Hey Bryan, how&#8217;s it going this year? Hard to believe the end of 2009 is already here&#8230; and it&#8217;s been a pretty rough year, eh?</p>
<p>Of course with the holiday season knocking on my door, this means I have to get my mooch on and go out soliciting donations for this year&#8217;s LBEH campaign. Despite the economy we&#8217;re off to an, eh, I guess a so-so-start &#8212; $13k after a week. Not quite as good as last year, but I suppose with the economy in the cellar, who can complain, right?</p>
<p>But alas, I wouldn&#8217;t be doing my due diligence if I didn&#8217;t track down everyone who helped out out before, and as I&#8217;m making my list and checking it twice&#8230; guess whose name came up! Ha!</p>
<p>So I just wanted to put this gentle reminder out there that yes, we&#8217;re doing LBEH again, and if you&#8217;re in a position to part with a few bucks, we sure can use it. This is the first year we set a limit on the number of international flights we can do, so I&#8217;ve actually been turning some people away&#8230;. ack! Plus  We&#8217;ve got about $11k in domestic tickets lines up and awaiting funds. So if you can help, that would be terrific!</p>
<p>For your convience &#8212; admit it, I&#8217;m a schmoozer &#8212; here&#8217;s a paypal link that will take you right to our donation page!</p>
<p>https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&#038;hosted_button_id=9645917</p>
<p>And of course, the main site can always be found at http://www.lbeh.org inclding up to the minute donation &#038; ticket request info. If you have ANY questions, PLEASE fire me back an email!</p>
<p>Thanks for your support, and don&#8217;t drink too much eggnog!</p>
<p>Ernie</p>
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<p>Here&#8217;s Ernie&#8217;s email addy for this project if you have concerns, or would like to help:  ernie@lbeh.org</p>
<p>If you can swing some jack, swing it, if you can&#8217;t do jack, but travel a lot and have some FF miles&#8230; Those used to be usable for the troops as well.  Check the LBEH site for details as I&#8217;m sure it&#8217;s all spelled out there&#8230;  Thanks for anything you can do for this cause.</p>
<p>&#8216;Neck</p>
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