Will somebody take Dennis Kucinich to the bathroom and give that freakin’ elf a swirley, then push his feet on in there and flush twice… What a twinky … That man is just not right, and I can’t believe he ever got elected in Ohio, much less had the delusions that he could even begin to make a run for the Presidency of The United States. Dickweed. He needs to move to Kali, or FranceMassachooooosets.
I found out from my daughter Saturday night, about something that troubled her, and when she was finished tellin’ me about it. It pissed me off. I haven’t done anything yet, but it doesn’t mean I’m not gonna. I’ve got a couple things to weigh before I finally decide what course of action to take.
Before you all read this and say I’m a “proud poppa” or a “biased dad”, well, that’s not entirely untrue, but it isn’t in the sense, that I believe there’s a peckin’ order where playin’ time goes. This isn’t really about playin’ time, it’s about high shool athletic programs and the politics and bull shit that goes along with ‘em.
Any of you Citislickers know where the term “Tarheel” came from? Don’t google it, don’t look it up. Just answer no, if you don’t and tell whatever good lie you have if you think you do.
For what it’s worth, I am Tarheel born, and Tarheel bread, and when I die, … well you can guess the rest of it.
Rob, if that “bread” was supposed to be “bred” I’m sorry, if not, well good on me.
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I sometimes don’t shower or shave on the weekends. I’m sure it’s shockin’ to all of you. Most times I do, sometimes I don’t. If I don’t have to go to a dog and pony show, I’m lettin’ it slide. Too much time to get all pretty just so you can turn ’round and get all dirty again. Shit, just get it off ‘ya by the time you show up for work on Monday and you’re good to go. Anyway, that ain’t really what I wanted to talk about in this post. I wanted to say I’m damned glad that the Iraqi people showed up and voted. The collective “fuck you Zarqawi” was sent. That is a good thing. I don’t care what France says about it, as I’m sure you don’t either. They’d be better off spending some jack for HVAC companies. I hear they lose a few every summer. People, not HVAC companies. John Kerry needs to move to France, or Iraq. Hell, strike that, he’s to shitty for the Iraqi’s. France it is. John, just get the hell outta USA. You’re an idjit. Go suck off Uncle Ted, and you’ll be feelin’ right at home again. Movin’ right along, I was informed about a situation last night that I had absolutely no response for. What was I informed of you ask?
… Dad, I’m 95% sure I’ve got a yeast infection. WTF? Well, call your momma, I can help with shitty coaches, shitty situations, most all things shitty, but that’s one I can’t help with other then I’ve seen a Vagisil commercial and I understand that “might” help. Crap, that was like bein’ blindsided by a back side offensive lineman when you’re the safety looking to contain the sweep. Right straight out of nowhere… BAM. I didn’t persue the matter any farther. I just thought to myself, what in the worl’? I guess I better get up to date on those kind of gynacolgical issues. Now, I could’ve dealt with, hey Dad, it hurts when I pee. Well lets go to the Doctor and get you checked out. But 95% sure I’ve got a YI, or UTI, or whatever your preffered terminolgy is was a tad more then I could handle. And just think, some people are complainin’ about “bumps”… Yall know who you are. Feel free to jump in anytime Mr. Helpful… where are you when I need you?
A good while ago, I had some things done, and sent ‘em to Eric. I took one of each. Prized possesions they were. I’ve still got the Velocicoolie, the Acidcoolie, but my favorite, the SWGer, it’s gone. If you’ve seen my SWGer, send it home. I miss it. It was black, and it brought some contrast to the house of Red. Therefore, I enjoyed it’s company just a bit more then the other red ones. Nothing personal Kim & Rob, but a black Eric is a decent thing to have to keep your beer cold. Not that the red Rob and red Kim don’t keep it cold as well.
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