I saw Vmans lovely Turkey day post. It’s a little bit hard to understand, but just so he can get his point across to the masses. I had it translated into redneck for ye… I think he’d be thankful for that.

Yall liss’n here. GIVING THANKS

I, personally, am givin thanks ta no one. I cannot, even in my most ebullient of modes, recon of anyone who has laid a piece of thanks on me. Ever. Are yall wif me? In my whole life.

Not that I’m askin.

An’ so: I proffer nothin in return. Assholes. Ya reckon?

They just didn’t ask me all the right questions…

You Are 70% Redneck

You’re just about as welcome up in town as a hair in a biscuit. Ain’t no hidin’ your redneck roots!

I’m tired of Oregon pimpin’, and pleadin’ to get a Fiesta Bowl bid. JSTFU already. I don’t have nothin’ ‘gainst the Ducks, or their ugly assed uni’s, I’m just saying. Show me a poll they’re ahead of us(Buckeye’s) in, and then, they might have a valid reason for all this hoopla.

We’re gonna play the domer’s from Indy, and if that makes ‘em mad then so be it. Evidently, bowl games are lame if you “rematch” a couple of teams. I wouldn’t mind seein’ Penn St. vs Ohio State again. I’d take a “do over” on the Penn. St. game. Hell, I’d take a do over on the Texas game. Niether will happen though, and I can’t blame ‘em.

We’re gonna do it at the Fiesta Bowl, barrin’ something silly happenin’ to USC, or Texas, or whoever else is in the wacky run this weekend.

We lost 2 games. To the #2 and somethin’ less than the #5 in the country. #5 in stregnth of schedule, Notre Dame, #38 or something around there, Oregon… please #60+ in strength of schedule.

There are reports comin’ out of Oregon that “nobody” would tune in to an Ohio State/Notre Dame bowl game. How could you not? Would you really rather watch Oregon vs. Penn. State?

Talk ’bout a snoozer.

You can sum up this sucky season(but better than last) for us in about 2 or 3 plays. Yes, I said it, 9-2 sucks. Come on you propellar heads bring it. Notre Dame, OSU, will draw. Bowl games are all about the caish. Schools and organizers alike. That will be a huge TV draw. Sorry Oregon, toughen your strength of schedule, and then raise hell.

You might stand a chance. If you want to play a big dog, earn the opportunity. Otherwise, take what you get and be glad you got it.

I don’t need to hear from coaches, writers, everbody’s momma, about how you’re gonna get dicked. I really don’t.

You’re kiddin’ yourselves. Stop it. It makes your Uni seem ‘ bout silly. Which it is. But if you had a reason’ for all this, it might make those Uni’s look a little bit better…

Are you sure … Damn man, the good ones go so early. I saw Waylon at the Ohio State Fair. It was a good show. Given his age, his cigaratte stuck ‘tween guitar strings above the neck. Waylon passed too soon.

Ass Whippin’ or not… here’s my Clower Patch.

If you’ve got a Clower for my Clower patch, please feel free to send it along. I enjoy Jerry as much now, as I did as a youngin’ in NorfCalina. Much of Ray Stevens’s stuff is amusin’ as well. “How’d you get that Harley up there on the high dive?”…