1/30/2006

I Want to Join the Bad Example Clan Because(I’m ‘tarded that way) And I need more blue stuff in my sidebar…

Well, just because. It’s winter time and there ain’t nothin’ else to do. I’ve already counted and catalouged all the shades of grey. Harvey’s family is pretty much dysfunctional, so I’ll fit right in. Not to mention the fact that there is always the challenge of bein’ the first one kicked out of the clan, Velociman, and Yabu ain’t here yet, plus, if they’re truly that tolerant(the clan), I can always fallback and go for bein’ the black sheep of the family. I’ve got some experience there now…

And, well, I met a couple of Harvey’s folk in Tenn.(too damned long to spell out, too many crooked letters in that word for me.) That word borders on a 5$ word, it’s right about $4.99, just out of my reach… I hear there’s a double coupon day comin’ soon though. I might hold out.

I met Harvey too. He’s a harry fella, kinda reminded me of that sqaure head in his right column that he says he don’t look like. ‘Cept that square headed fella, well, no way could he be in the Navy. Harvey got in some how. I guess he could swim.

I swear, it boggles the mind what some folks will do to get a silver tounged devil award. (Check down a bit in the comments/trackbacks on that post, you’ll see the whine of a fan who’s flag was thrown the other way). Even when they don’t know who Kris Kristofferson is. The depths they will go to, and drag you through with ‘em on their quest for the silver tongue. Damn.

Somethin’ tell’s me I might be askin ‘for “Opinions Please”, not too far in the future… when I get nixxed…

I’m in, if they’ll let me in… and I don’t trip over a hoop or two.

I’ve decided to become a “clansman”. Yes, I have. Really. I just hope I have enough ass left that my kilt don’t slide down ’round my ankles. This bunch might be a tough crowd with that much tender meat, or that little, showin’. White assed RedNeck. To them, that is the “Other White Meat”…

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Then, it dawned on me, I thought I was smart, then I realized I was a bad example, then, I remembered what Mamma would want me to be… It’s all in the tabs people, in the tabs…

Stating the obvious…

Where is Waldo

John Kerry is so full of shit…If you dropped him in my back yard with all the other steamin’ curlies my boys have dropped back there, my back yard would look like a fuckin’ “Where’s Waldo” puzzle…

On a related note, I ran across this one when I was over at the B.A.R.

1/29/2006

G’nite

I’ve just poured some ‘fiddich. A nice one if I say so myself. It’ll no doubt be the closer to a long day. I’ll wake early tomorrow, becuase I’ve gone to bed early tonight. Some things just don’t change. I’m listenin’ to my latest downloaded tuneage. Somebody I’d have never thought to listen to on my own. I found out about this fella from the Slingblade Soundtrack, Daniel Lanois. For some reason, I’ve taken a likin’ to Soundtracks lately. In the past, I’d have laughed out loud at one. Now, today, I almost downloaded the Gladiator soundtrack, then, I went shoppin’ ’round for the Blackhawk down soundtrack. I must be gettin’ old. Either that, or I find the music more interestin’ then the film. I don’t know. Anyway, the Lanois I’m listenin’ to now(Belladonna) isn’t from a soundtrack. I guess somebody has to make the movie for this one… I’m just sayin’.
G’nite.

PS: I think my cat likes Scotch…

PSPS:  It might take me two, to recognze the fact that one was enough…

Need a new look?

I know where you can get one. Right now, it’s got all the cool trimmin’s. All it needs is some “attention”. Every now and then. It’s yours for the takin’… ;)


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