I wish I was somebody’s bitch…
(more…)

Yeah, I been out on the water too long. I dig it though.

but I just dl’d a shitload of David Bowie tunes.

… I think I’ll go blow myself.

Jealous fuckers.

Here are a couple of examples of what it’s like when you let Eric handle the kazoo for your show, at any blog gathering… Don’t blame the cripple. He ain’t blind, but he’s only got two hands. He can’t pick the git fiddle and insert the kazoo all at once. He needs some help to blow hard. … at some point shortly thereafter I believe RSM made a comment about work needed on “command presence”… Then I got to brandish the sword. That was cool. It ain’t nothin’ like a sling blade. It’s mo’ badder. Thanks for that memory Eric. I surely did appreciate it.

Oh, BTW, the kazoo is needed for this traditional blog meet song… . Blogmeet rookie tips brought to you here first… and last probably. Oh, here’s another tune you might want to memorize, so that you too can stand on the deck, or out in the parkin’ lot of the “Chalet” on the banks of the “Chattahoochee” and scream it at the top of your lungs sometime around 3:00 a.m. … when nobody will hear it… but it’s not from you singin’ it as loud and proud as you can, it’s ’cause their drunk asses are sleepin’, well, the ones Sam ain’t blowed up or burnt down… Damn sure don’t break it out at 8:30 a.m…. You’ll get shot. Or hit with a half rubber ball, thing, whatever you call them things.

The title of this post… Yeah, I know, it don’t have shit to do with the post, but then, neither do the titties on the cover of Playboy with the content of the articles inside which I wish I was allowed to read. I’d be far smarter if I could.

I know, that scares me too… smarter.

When my probation officer becomes part of the “wake” of my life, aka, shit that’s behind me, I’ll attend more of these joyous gatherings. Legalese is a bitch, but it is one that one must deal with.

Well, I guess I am, in a way, but I’m posting just to say I was gonna post something else, but nowadays the computer is pretty much filled up time wise, and it is summer, so if it’s occupied when I get home for a while, I just go fishin’. That’s also why some of you might have noticed my lack of jack ass comments on your sites.

See, there is a silver linin’.

What else I was gonna post will be gone by mornin’, and then I’ll start the posting, or not, process all over again. At least I ain’t blamin’ it on a sore back or a prescription addiction… Zonker.