Half of ‘em lost. LOST! I know, my times comin’. We’ll probably lose to Meatchicken for the Big Ten Title in their crib, which will prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that Appy St. is better than the whole of the Big Ten, also that Wofford is better than the world… If you buy into College football logistics. Wait, “Logic” doesn’t belong in the same sentence with College Football, ’cause shit happens. Texas, Oklahoma, Florida, sorry ‘gator fan… suck it, Rutgers, and good ol’ West “by Got” Virginia. That doesn’t pretend to cover the whole of the top… The Ducks lost one as well. Da Cal Bears got ‘em. Gotta love that Auburn player flippin’ the ‘gator chop back at ‘em… I’m rather enjoyin’ Sports Center this early Sunday mornin’.

I guess Wofford is the bomb. National Champeen’s. Hey, the Buck’s and Meatchicken won today. But… we all know, the Big 10’s soft so, like, that was just luck that they won they both should’ve lost, matter of fact, everybody in the Big 10 should’ve lost, except they were playin’ other Big Ten teams… hold on, how’s that work? Especially since they only played other Big 10 teams and their players are all fat and slow. Illinois beat Penn State… WTF? Somebody had to slug it out today. On the other hand, maybe we will beat meatchicken in their crib come November… if College Football logic holds.

All this logic is hurtin’ my head. The BCS champion should just be as easy as a 5 dollar word crossword puzzle. Fill it out in an hour, turn in your answers and … there you go. You got your National Champion right there on paper. That’s logical ain’t it?

PS: If you’re checkin’ out Sports Center… dig up on the shot that Meatchicken St. player put on that ol’ boy from Wisconsin… damn near knocked his ass out. POP

Half of that’s not applicable… you figure out which half…

Now I get it. I’m unfixable. Hell, I didn’t even know I was broke. I just thought I was an asshole. Is there something’ wrong with that?

I’ve got a couple. Not too many I think, you all might see it differnt.

Pet Peeve number 1.

People that take the remotes for the TV and the Cable box and set ‘em on the top of the TV. Leave them sumbitches on the coffee table where you can use ‘em when you got to rest your ass after a long work day. Why go remote huntin’? Is there a season for that?

Pet Peeve Number 2.

This might not really be so much a peeve, as it is… an observation. I like to lean on the tail gait and watch the happenin’s here in the ‘Neckhood in the evenin’s, and there is no shortage of young momma’s pushin youngin’s around. Sometimes they roll by in pairs of mommas. Everybody is aware, I’m sure that milkin’ momma’s have a little more upstairs than… those that ain’t milkin’. There’s a little more bounce to the ounce… I stand there and watch ‘em walk the youngin’s, and I can’t help but check out the pair(you figure out which of the two pair(both answers a right)). I keep on comin’ back to the same thought… that’s a good lookin’ woman walkin’ a sucker in a stroller. Where can I get that gig… the kid’s gig. Lucky youngin’s.

I know that’s only two, but two qualifies as plural, so peeves is correct, I think. I did my research on it. I’ve got more I’m sure, but they escape me presently. They didn’t have to try hard to escape. They just exited the … building. Like Elvis. There must be a hole in my peeve fence. Maybe I ought to get one of those peeve force fields from best buy. That oughta hold ‘em tight.

I hadn’t seen this, so if you have, just move along, but if you haven’t… watch the whole thing…

HT … fishtown chatter

Hell, I couldn’t help but laugh at the ol’ Iranian that came over to Nueva Jork today to bust his nut. Didn’t quite work out that way did it? I’m glad the ol’ prof pimped his ass. Hoity Toiyty that Ami… How you dig it now. Come on over to a Democracy where you can’t jail and make “go away” those that oppose you. Think you could swing it like Gdub? Think again. While some of our liberties are being curtailed, we still have the ability to call a spade a spade. Yes, they might hear your discussions on the phone about thinkin’ about callin’ it before you actually do, but I loved Ami gettin’ it handed to him. Even if it was from a liberal college. Hell, come to think of it, are there any colleges anymore that aren’t lieberal? I could’ve done it with less words though. I’m not sure the translation would’ve made it though.

Fuck you Ami… how do you say that in Iranian, or Farsi, or whatver he understands… He had it comin’, and I, for one, love it. If you thought Nueva Jork was safe… come on out to the MidWest and see if you can stick. RedNeck’s from everywhere will come and ask you questions. That, if it ever happens, and it won’t, should be good. I can think of a ton of questions I’d like to ask the ol’ boy.

Do you fish, or are they banned? If they’re not, you wanna go, I got a depth finder and I’m pretty sure I can find a deep spot.