This one goes out to GW8WEEDR < — (presidential vanity plate 4u dipshit…) You’d have never figured that out if I didn’t tell you. Don’t lie, girl your know it’s true, ooohh ooohh ooohh…
Now that I’ve pimped his ride… On with the show. ADHD Gene had a career. He was a dancer. Yes, a dancer. He could cut a mean rug now. Check out his moves… I can’t do that unless I’m on my way to pee dodgin’ dogs at 4:00 a.m. He had a nice tan back in the day. I hear he’s got the same doctor as Michael Jackson in … Wonderland?
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He didn’t like the music though so he said… urur no more dance to that shit Wang. Wang was a Colonel back then. Handled P.R. for ADHD boogie boy. So says the dossier anyway. Can’t believe everything you read… Especially if you’re readin’ it 30 clicks up the Pyong Yang river…
This was his favorite song: and he was pissed at the corny music he was asked to dance to…
Get it on, bang a gong, get it on, you’re dirty sweet and you’re my beyotch homey… no, I didn’t fatfinger Honey… My cousin did.
Damn, I feel so Casey Kasemish…
Greatreader-adhd-Genie in a bottle requested something to weed about in the comments of my last post… He wants tuneage, an ass whippin’, somethin’, anything. So, that’s the way cuff-link of the day wants it, he gets it. I’m teeterin’ on droppin’ nukes on him, but for now, I’m just gonna use conventional stupidity. That ought to work. I’ve got some Frank Zappa with your name on it Bobby Brown Gweatweedeater, but, I’m half skeered to unleash the song that Frank wrote ’bout your life on the genpop… they may not get it. Rapin’ cheerleaders is wrong hoss, I don’t care what country you’re in. That’s profilin’ and proflin’ is wrong. I guess Frank didn’t have much respect for Tipper Gore evidently… Must’ve been the company she kept that turned him off. Hmmm, wonder if she was a cheerleader.
The “operative lyrics” in the song below about the adolescent life of our favor8 gw8weedwacker, are below… the possibly offending photo is after the more tag wrapped in a link. Don’t click either if you have an aversion to humor, albeit adult, or full body condoms, ’cause there’s both in that picture. Here’s the lyric that explains why ADHD-Gene had to quit his latest girlfriend. Here’s the tune…
I’m lonley but I can’t afford the luxury
of having one I love to come along.
She’d only slow me down
and they’d catch up with me.
For he who travels fastest goes alone.
There might be a reason for that… He’ll steal your woman, then he’ll rob your head…
The dude singin’ reminds me of T1G unplugged, and the dude gitfiddlin’ could very well be Denny.
I think the song was co-written/wrote by Sam and Jimbo…
It’s a pig at 16 mg, and I couldn’t shut off the auto start of it, but the pause button works, and I think it will still download while paused. Smooth and unfettered.. after all that, you can watch and see if it’s just me that thinks the above might be true.
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Now dig up y’all… especially you gw8 weeda.. you sport a bad assed clean freakin’ garden, nuke daisies and all…
I’ve blasted this stuff out the windows of a ‘72 Caprice Classic and and 72 Chevelle(both probably 8-track), before I wrecked it at the drag strip… but that’s another story.
Don’t get religious on me… Hell, I was 17 or 18… but it sounded good to me.
Maybe T1G will get it, or maybe everyone’s pal bitterman will… Hell, who knows, maybe nobody will.
I couldn’t ‘rover the band.. had to rely on “myspace”… That sucks. They(The Godz) must’ve hit it big.
Godz are rock n roll machines… yeah, now that I’m older, I’m waitin’ on Jesus’s Country and Western machines… but that Godz song does put a pep in my step.
PS: If you’ve never wrecked you car at the drag strip with you dog and your tool box in the back seat, … you ain’t lived.
