Sgt. Thompson is headed to the sandbox next month. He’s my nephew. The wife and I managed to herd enough cats last week to round him up a decent laptop so he can communicate. His pic-a-nic was yesterday, and he’s comin’ over tomorrow night so I can show him all the bells and whistles on the machine, and explain his blog and domain to him. He’s grown up now. I hope he comes back a-ok. I think he will. He’s an M.P., and has brought me to my knees several times like one of those little figurines with the button in the bottom of ‘em that you press and they fall, let go of and they stand… That kind humiliation. I wasn’t proud then… I am now.

I’m in the shower then at the Steakhouse. If she don’t like it, suck it. That’s what you get when you piss off a RedNeck. If you’re lucky that’s all you’ll get is an I’m gone.

I laughed at this. I couldn’t hold it no more.

Sorry for the scare, but hell, there’s a few lines in there that’ll make you laugh.

Honestly, at one time or another, who hasn’t wanted to fart in somebody’s face…

I wasn’t exactly “on the fence” for the upcoming presidential election but my ol’ pal Joe Biden put me on a mission with his recent statement about my college football team. Yeah, that’ll win Meatchicken for them, but it’ll lose Ohio for them. He does not realize what those words that he uttered mean to folks in Ohio. Delaware waterheads kick tOSU’s ass. I know we had it handed to us last week, but Delaware? People, we don’t suck that bad.

Yes he does. I like “China Girl”

Suck it dawg…

He’s on that west coast dope though. Maybe that explains it.

Jihad-Gene has a woody now… Oh shit. Are you happy now?

M.D.M… Are you not “entertained”.

Lets Dance is pretty decent too…

Screw you bitterman… I didn’t really need that mind trip… bro’… My dog’s got David Bowie eyes… dumbest fucker in the pack…

How many times you guess he’s taken one up the poop-shoot?… Bowie, not the damned dog… You know what I meant.