10/29/2008

Germ Free

I don’t think I have the clap anymore. Since I don’t use Internet Exploder, I don’t know for sure. Y’all should really switch over to FireFox. Trust me, it’ll import your bookmarks. Bookmarks… That’s fucked up. When did the Internet become a book, and who turns the pages?

10/17/2008

Too Long?

Hey man, I’m as sick of this political fuckstick we have goin’ on right now as anybody. Gnawin’ at each other one night, pullin’ jock straps the next for a fund raiser, but hey, what do I know about politicin’. I’m a ‘Neck.

OB, and mini-ob, are tards. Period. So John’s got some properties… so what? I’m not crazy about everything in John’s to-do list, but Obabma… is Obama. Nice windbag, no balls. I’d vote for Reagan but he’s 6 feet deep. I basically have two choices. Hell I’d vote for John Wayne, but he’s havin’ tea with Ronnie.

Lets face it, Obama is Sub-Optimal, so is John, but which one is deeper on the bullshit list. Now be honest. Obama probably won’t last if elected, and then you’re dealin’ with that jewel of a rocket scientist, Biden. Yay!

I know, if John strokes out, we’re dealin’ with Sarah, but, something tells me she’d know what to do with short hairs better than Biden. I could be wrong though. I do know hockey mom’s don’t fuck around.

10/4/2008

A little Vman Pron…

See, in this world there’s two kinds of people my friend… those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. You dig?

10/2/2008

Dude, WTF?

Did she just drop a “Senator Obiden” on him? When they were talkin’ about the off shore drilling/alternative energy deal?

That’s just freakin’ funny now.

I’ve drank a beer every time Sarah Barracuda has said “Maverick”… No references to “Iceman/woman” yet… I’m ’bout shit faced…

There goes another Budweiser… “Maverick” again. Damn, twice in the same answer… Shit, I’ve only got 5 beers left. What’s the over under on me bein’ late for work tomorrow? Anybody got a line to Vegas on that one?

Of fuck, now o’Biden’s sayin’ it… down 3 more. Somebody cut the motor on that mouth.

Got damn, he just said it again, I’m outta beer, and will probably get to work sometime tomorrow around Saturday, with eyes that look like piss holes in the snow… Red Snow.

10/1/2008

Mean Street

I don’t know what threw this song back into the noggin’, but somethin’ did. I think it’d be hella cool to put together a youtube video of college football highlights with this tune as background music… Then again, I are a ‘Neck…

Oh, almost forgot… New Poll to the left… Have fun and you don’t have to register to vote here, so I’m expecting a lot of the young vote, not that you ol’ bastid’s don’t count. I’m OEOEyOah… my bad, flash back to the dimo primary when Hillary got slapped… and kicked to the curb. She’d make a fine wicked witch. Don’t believe me? Ask Sir Rodham-Clinton.


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