Fuck ‘em. They’ve been hounding my phone for two weeks. One might think that they would get the drift after you didn’t answer the first twenty times… noooooo. They keep callin’.

I finally answered, then the woman on the other end of the line was interested in how many people use my cell phone, then H1N1 shit… I swear, I don’t know what golf god I pissed off to get on that shit list but damnit I want off of it. Now.